I made the mistake of watching an episode of Sanford and Son on TVLand one day last week while eating. Laughing nearly caused me to choke twice. As a safety measure, I put the bag of Cheetos back in the kitchen.
The following exchange was the final straw:
Lamont: Pop, you gotta stop going out everynight.
Fred: I can’t stop, son. You know Donna. I mean, she’s young and attractive and when she wants to go out, I have to go or she’ll give me up for a younger man.
Lamont: Now, that doesn’t sound like Donna.
Fred: I know it doesn’t sound like Donna. I don’t do imitations.
