Westerns

El Dorado

El Dorado

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There’s really nothing quite like kicking back and enjoying a great Western, is there? While growing up, I loved to watch Westerns with my dad and now (more than a few years later), I love to watch them with my husband.

We capped off a wonderful Christmas this year by watching back to back John Wayne movies on AMC. While I love that television stations show classic movies, I was reminded of the beauty of movies on dvd…. no commercials! I will say this, though, at least commercials give you ample time to make runs to the kitchen.

El Dorado is just a great Western and a classic John Wayne movie. How fun is it to escape into a Western setting, complete with dust, guns, lovely ladies, and brave heroes?! Throw in leading men like John Wayne, Robert Mitchum, and James Caan and you’ll never want to leave.

The movie was directed by Howard Hawks who also directed Rio Bravo (the second movie we watched on Christmas).  Hawks also directed John Wayne in Rio Lobo.

Movie Synopsis:

John Wayne plays hired gunman Cole Thornton.  Cole turns down a job with Bart Jason (Ed Asner – so unusual seeing Mary’s boss in a villainous role!) because it would mean fighting an old sheriff friend, J.P. Harrah (Mitchum).   When he learns that a famous gunfighter is on his way to help Jason, and that his friend is now drinking heavily, Cole realizes that the good sheriff needs his help.

His only help is a new “kid” he has befriended called “Mississippi” (Caan).  Mississippi is crazy good with a knife, but needs Cole’s coaching to handle a gun.

Robert Mitchum, John Wayne, and James Caan each give outstanding performances and work so well together I wished they’d made more movies together. However, character actor Arthur Hunnicutt  (“Bull“) all but stole the movie from this powerful threesome.  Personally, I’m fascinated by so-called character actors and actresses.  They’re intended to simply “add” to the main star’s performances and, no doubt, know that they have to remain in check… mustn’t upstage the stars!   However, when the character actor is as talented as Arthur Hunnicutt, they can’t help but do just that.

To me, a great character actor means that – after watching the movie – you can not imagine the movie without him or her.  Arthur Hunnicutt pulled off greatness with El Dorado. In fact, even if the movie hadn’t been wonderful (which it was), it would be worth watching the movie for him alone.

Now for the ladies.  Maybe it’s because I’m a female, myself, but one of the things I’m most fascinated with when it comes to movies is the actresses.  I love everything about them!  The hairstyles, the performances, the “chemistry” they have with the actors, the clothes, etc, etc.  In fact, many times when my husband will ask me to choose which Elvis, John Wayne, or James Bond movie from his collections we’ll watch, I’ll ask, “What actresses are in it?”  Nancy Sinatra? Halle Berry? Mary Ann Mobley? Check, check, check!

The lead actresses in El Dorado were Charlene Holt (Maudie) and Michele Carey (Josephine “Joey” MacDonald).  These aren’t exactly household names, which bumfuzzles me. They were both as beautiful and talented as any actress of their time (or any time for that matter) – many of whom ARE household names.

John Wayne, Charlene Holt, and Robert Mitchum in El DoradoJohn Wayne, Charlene Holt, and Robert Mitchum in a publicity photo for El Dorado.

Charlene Holt (1928 – 1996) was a brunette beauty with a decidedly exotic face. The combination, no doubt, helped her win “Miss Maryland” in 1956 .  She played opposite The Duke in El Dorado and more than held her own. I wish she had been given more to do in El Dorado but I look forward to rounding up and watching the rest of her movies.   Sadly, this won’t take long as there aren’t many.  What’s more, quite a few of these movies list her as “uncredited.”

Holt appeared in several TV commercials in 1958 and reportedly signed a $50,000-a-year model contract in New York at age 19.   Apparently she was spotted in a Revlon lipstick commercial by director Howard Hawks who then cast her in several of his films, including El Dorado.

Michele Carey played spirited, though at times misguided, Josephine in El Dorado. Overall, the character of “Joey” wasn’t quite as likable (or grounded) as Maudie (Holt).  However, the viewer can’t help but be struck by Carey’s beauty and screen presence.  She was a Jennifer Aniston type before there was a Jennifer Aniston.

I’ve seen so many movies, and watch old and new movies so often, that I always recognize a face before I’m able to place where I’ve seen it.   It can be a pain in the neck sometimes – as well as a strain on the brain. I’ll see an actor or actress and KNOW I’ve seen them in something else. Sometimes it isn’t until after the movie’s over that I realize where it was.  I knew I”d seen Michele Carey’s adorable face before – but it wasn’t until the next day that I realized it had been in an Elvis movie.  She was Elvis’ leading lady, Bernice, in Live a Little, Love a Little.

During El Dorado, each time Michele Carey was on the screen, I kept trying to come up with where I’d seen her before.  For some reason, I kept associating her with a dog.  I also knew that what’d I’d seen her in before was a comedy.  Finally, the next day it hit me – she was Bernice in Live a Little, Love a Little and the dog in question was Albert.

I also recognized Christopher George’s face (he played the “famous gunfighter” and The Duke’s main rival). He’d been on an episode of Bewitched… as a warlock no less!   I loved him in El Dorado. He played a dirt bag with real style.  If you’re going to be a dirt back, by all means be stylish about it.

The cast of El Dorado was nothing short of perfection.  Great cast, a memorable sidekick (Bull), and a lot of fun make El Dorado a movie you’ll want to see.

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El Dorado, 1967

El Dorado, 1967

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El Dorado, 1967

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El Dorado, 1967

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Bonanza

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My dad was the biggest fan of Westerns in the whole world, so I’ve seen every Gunsmoke, Bonanza, and Ponderosa made. Truth is, I loved them as much as he did. In fact, I can think of few things I’d like more than to sit down and watch a marathon of any one of these outstanding series.

It may sound corny, but truly, they don’t make them like that anymore.


Dennis Hopper, Rolling Stone no. 56, April 1970
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The talented and controversial actor Dennis Hopper passed away recently (April 29, 2010).  His career, like most careers marked by drug and/or alcohol abuse, was pretty much a roller-coaster ride – one which left his fans wondering what all he could have accomplished if not for his demons.

The ruggedly handsome Dennis Hopper was born on May 17, 1936, in Dodge City, Kansas. He knew, at a very young age, that he wanted to be an actor and appeared in a lot of 1950s television shows, such as “Medic” (1954), “Cheyenne” (1955) and “Sugarfoot” (1957).

His first film role was in Johnny Guitar (1954), which was quickly followed by roles in Rebel Without a Cause (1955), Giant (1956) and Gunfight at the O.K. Corral (1957).  Dennis Hopper became good friends with James Dean, his co-star in Rebel and Giant.  He reportedly was shattered when Dean was killed in the infamous car crash in September of 1955.

Dennis Hopper portrayed a young Napoléon Bonaparte in The Story of Mankind (1957), but, in my opinion,  was at his most deliciously entertaining portraying villains in westerns such as True Grit (1969) and Hang ‘Em High (1968).

In 1969, Dennis Hopper and fellow actor Peter Fonda teamed with writer Terry Southern to write a road movie script. Hopper directed the low-budget film, titled Easy Rider (1969), which starred Fonda, Hopper and a young Jack Nicholson. The film was a huge success.

Hopper admitted that during the 70s he seriously abused various substances, both legal and illegal. Naturally, none of this led to anything good. He appeared in a couple of forgettable European films over the next eight years, before pulling himself up by the bootstraps with a memorable performance alongside Marlon Brando and Martin Sheen in Francis Ford Coppola’s Vietnam War epic Apocalypse Now (1979).

He also received acclaim for his work in both acting and direction for Out of the Blue (1980).

In the 80s, Dennis Hopper faced his addictions to drugs and alcohol and enrolled in a rehabilitation program.  This effort paid off with Rumble Fish (1983),  The Osterman Weekend (1983), My Science Project (1985), River’s Edge (1986) and, of course, Blue Velvet (1986).

Dennis Hopper returned to directing in 1988 with the controversial gang film Colors.  He put his acting cap back on for roles in Super Mario Bros. (1993),  True Romance (1993),  Speed (1994/I) Waterworld (1995),  The Night We Called It a Day (2003), The Keeper (2004) and Land of the Dead (2005).

Dennis Hopper died from prostate cancer on May 29, 2010 in Venice Beach, California.

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Dennis Hopper Trivia

Dennis Hopper’s 1970 marriage to Michelle Philips lasted only a few days.

He was a skilled photographer and painter.

He was married a total of 5 times – with 1 child coming from all but 1 of the unions (Philips).

He was married to his 5th bride at the time of his death.

At one time, Dennis Hopper was blackballed from Hollywood roles for eight years.

He was a member of the Republican Party but voted for Barack Obama.

Named James Dean as the best actor he ever worked with.

He thinks that the worst movie that he has ever done was The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2.

Received the 2,403th star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on March 26, 2010.

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Dennis Hopper Quotes

I’ve been sober now for 18 years. With all the drugs, psychedelics and narcotics I did, I was [really] an alcoholic. Honestly, I only used to do cocaine so I could sober up and drink more. My last five years of drinking was a nightmare. I was drinking a half-gallon of rum with a fifth of rum on the side, in case I ran out, 28 beers a day, and three grams of cocaine just to keep me moving around. And I thought I was doing fine because I wasn’t crawling around drunk on the floor.” (2001)

I’ve been a Republican since Reagan. I voted for Bush and his father. I don’t tell a lot of people, because I live in a city where somebody who voted for Bush is really an outcast.

I should have been dead ten times over. I’ve thought about that a lot. I believe in miracles. It’s an absolute miracle that I’m still around.

(About James Dean) “Jimmy was the most talented and original actor I ever saw work. He was also a guerrilla artist who attacked all restrictions on his sensibility. Once he pulled a switchblade and threatened to murder his director. I imitated his style in art and in life. It got me in a lot of trouble.

There are moments that I’ve had some real brilliance, you know. But I think they are moments. And sometimes, in a career, moments are enough. I never felt I played the great part. I never felt that I directed the great movie. And I can’t say that it’s anybody’s fault but my own.

I made a picture called Super Mario Bros. (1993), and my six-year-old son at the time – he’s now 18 – he said, ‘Dad, I think you’re probably a pretty good actor, but why did you play that terrible guy “King Koopa” in “Super Mario Bros.”?’ and I said, ‘Well Henry, I did that so you could have shoes’, and he said, ‘Dad, I don’t need shoes that badly’.

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Here’s some really interesting news: According to the LA Times, CBS Films is working on a big screen adaptation of the classic Western television show “Gunsmoke.”  I SO hope this pans out, not only are westerns always great entertainment, Gunsmoke is an all-time favorite.  Can you imagine the fun they’d have casting festus?!  Steve Carrel, perhaps?

Brad Pitt and Ryan Reynolds have emerged as the top contenders for the role of Matt Dillon. Ryan Reynolds and his real life love, Scarlett Johansson would be perfect co-stars if she were to be cast as Miss Kitty to his Matt Dillon.  However, sources indicate that, at the moment, Brad Pitt, is the front runner.

On the 1955 show, Dillon is the Western hero charged with maintaining law and order in a period Kansas town filled with colorful vagrants, misfits and desperadoes. He carries on in these adventures with the help of town physician Doc Adams and tavern owner Miss Kitty Russell.

Gregory Poirier, who wrote “National Treasure: Book of Secrets,” has written a draft of the “Gunsmoke”  script, and the studio is said to like it very much.   I’ll let you know more details when I get my eager little hands on them.

*** Watch full episodes of Gunsmoke online at TVLand.com.

The Man with No Name


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One of the greatest movies of all time, as well as Clint Eastwood’s best work to date (Gran Torino) is now out on dvd. If you haven’t seen this great movie, buy a copy asap. If you have seen the movie, buy a copy asap.

In honor of the movie hitting stores, here’s a little trivia about one of the coolest of all cats and baddest of all asses, Clint Eastwood.

  • The future living legend was born on May 31, 1930 in San Francisco, California. He weighed 11 pounds, 6 ounces at birth.
  • James Cagney is Clint Eastwood’s favorite film actor.
  • Clint Eastwood has 7 children and, unlike a large number of celebrity’s kids, all of his children have beautiful names: Kimber, Kyle, Alison, Scott, Kathryn, Francesca, and Morgan.
  • Is a partial owner of the Pebble Beach Golf Country Club in Monterey Peninsula, California.
  • As an actor, Clint Eastwood has made a living from perceived violence. However, as a man, he absolutely despises violence and has shown its horrors in recent films such as Unforgiven (1992), A Perfect World (1993), Absolute Power (1997), Mystic River (2003) Million Dollar Baby (2004) and Gran Torino (2008).
  • When directing, he simply says “okay” instead of “action” and “cut.”
  • In 2004 – at the age 74 – Clint Eastwood became the oldest person to win the Best Director Oscar for Million Dollar Baby.
  • Gran Torino grossed $30 million during its opening weekend in 2009, making Clint Eastwood the oldest leading man to reach #1 at the box office.
  • He wore the same poncho, without ever having washed it, in all three of his “Man with No Name” Westerns.
  • Clint Eastwood’s mother lived to be 97 years old.
  • He’s an avid collector of western art.
  • Ironically, although he often smokes onscreen, he is a lifelong non-smoker off screen.
  • He was not nominated for an Academy Award, either as an actor or as a director, until age 62.
  • Speaks Italian fluently.
  • Clint Eastwood’s first really big break was the television series Rawhide. He got his role on Rawhide while visiting a friend at the CBS lot He caught a studio executive’s eye because he “looked like a cowboy.”
  • In the 1990s, he named the following as his favorite Clint Eastwood films: Play Misty for Me (1971), The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976), Bronco Billy (1980), Honkytonk Man (1982), Unforgiven (1992) and A Perfect World (1993).
  • 1950-1954:  Drafted and served in the United States Army, assigned to Special Services.
  • Clint Eastwood names racism as the trait he most despises in others.
  • He lived with actress Sondra Locke for 14 years although they never married. The made six films together: Any Which Way You Can (1980), Bronco Billy (1980), Every Which Way But Loose (1978), The Gauntlet (1977), The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976) and Sudden Impact (1983).

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A few trademarks of Clint Eastwood-directed movies:

  • He frequently uses shadow lighting.
  • At the end, during the credits the camera will move around the location it was filmed in. The scene will then freezeframe for the rest of the credits.
  • Most of his movies begin and end with the death of a character.
  • Often plays characters who are consumed by regrets over past mistakesand are given one chance to redeem themselves (Unforgiven, In the Line of Fire, Million Dollar Baby, Gran Torino)
  • He refuses to test screen his films before their release. He’s done this with all of the films he’s directed.
  • Clint Eastwood has directed 9 different actors in Oscar-nominated performances: Gene Hackman, Meryl Streep, Sean Penn, Tim Robbins, Marcia Gay Harden, Morgan Freeman, Hilary Swank, Angelina Jolie, and himself – in Unforgiven (1992) and Million Dollar Baby (2004). Hackman, Penn, Robbins, Freeman and Swank won Oscars for their performances in one of Eastwood’s movies.

A Couple of Favorite Clint Eastwood Quotes:
“I like the libertarian view, which is to leave everyone alone. Even as a kid, I was annoyed by people who wanted to tell everyone how to live.”

“I liked the Million Dollar Baby script a lot. Warner Bros said the project had been submitted to them and they’d passed on it. I said, ‘But I like it. They said, ‘Well, it’s a boxing movie.’ And I said, ‘It’s not a boxing movie in my opinion. It’s a father-daughter love story, and it’s a lot of other things besides a boxing movie.’ They hemmed and hawed and finally said that if I wanted to take it, maybe they’d pay for the domestic rights only. After that, I’d be on my own. We took it to a couple of other studios, and they turned it down, much like Mystic River was turned down, the exact same pattern. People who kept calling and saying, ‘Come on, work with us on stuff.’ I’d give it to them, and they’d go, ‘Uh, we were thinking more in terms of Dirty Harry coming out of retirement.’ They might have been a little more interested if I said I wanted to do “Dirty Harry 9″ or something.”

“None of the pictures I take a risk in cost a lot, so it doesn’t take much for them to turn a profit. We don’t deal in big budgets. We know what we want and we shoot it and we don’t waste anything. I never understand these films that cost twenty, thirty million dollars when they could be made for half that. Maybe it’s because no one cares. We care.”

“There’s a rebel lying deep in my soul. Anytime anybody tells me the trend is such and such, I go the opposite direction. I hate the idea of trends. I hate imitation; I have a reverence for individuality. I got where I am by coming off the wall. I’ve always considered myself too individualistic to be either right-wing or left-wing.”

“I don’t believe in pessimism. If something doesn’t come up the way you want, forge ahead.”

“Maybe I’m getting to the age when I’m starting to be senile or nostalgic or both, but people are so angry now. You used to be able to disagree with people and still be friends. Now you hear these talk shows, and everyone who believes differently from you is a moron and an idiot – both on the Right and the Left.”

“If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.”

Pale Rider


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“Macho was a fashionable word in the 1980s. Everybody was kind of into it, what’s macho and what isn’t macho. I really don’t know what macho is. I never have understood. Does it mean somebody who swaggers around exuding testosterone? And kicks the gate open and runs sprints up and down the street? Or does handsprings or whatever? Or is macho a quiet thing based on your security. I remember shaking hands with Rocky Marciano. He was gentle, he didn’t squeeze your hand. And he had a high voice. But he could knock people around, it was a given. That’s macho. Muhammad Ali is the same. If you talked with him in his younger years, he spoke gently. He wasn’t kicking over chairs. I think some of the most macho people are the gentlest.”

“The Americans who went to Iwo Jima knew it would be a tough fight, but they always believed they’d win. The Japanese were told they wouldn’t come home – they were being sent to die for the Emperor. People have made a lot out of that very different cultural approach. But as I got into the storytelling for the two movie – Flags of Our Fathers (2006) and Letters from Iwo Jima (2006) – I realised that the 19-year-olds from both sides had the same fears. They all wrote poignant letters home saying: “I don’t want to die.” They were all going through the same thing, despite the cultural differences.”

(About President George W. Bush) “You’ve got to admire somebody who stands up for what they believe regardless of how the polls go. A lot of presidents do everything by the polls. They do a focus group then all of a sudden they say, “OK, that’s what I’m going to be for because that’s where focus group is leading me.”

“At this particular time in my life, I’m not doing anything as a moneymaker. It’s like I’m pushing the envelope the other way to see how far we can go to be noncommercial. But I’m definitely not going for the demographics of 13- to 15-year-olds. I didn’t know if Mystic River would go over at all. I had a hard time getting it financed, to tell you the truth. But I just told Warners the same thing I did with Million Dollar Baby: ‘I don’t know if this is going to make any money. But I think I can make a picture that you’d be proud to have in your library.’”

Phil Carey (Asa, left) and Clint Ritchie (Clint, right)If you, like me, grew up watching One Life to Live, you fondly remember the Buchanans: Asa and his sons Clint and Bo. The wonderful, wonderful actors who portrayed Asa (Phil Carey) and Clint (Clint Ritchie) each passed away within the past few weeks. Clint Ritchie died from a heart attack the last of January and Phil Carey passed away this past weekend.

Clint Richie

Clint Richie played Clint Buchanan (love interest to the shows heroine, Vicki) on One Life to Live for over 20 years. He was a real cowboy as well as one on the show, with a strong love for horses.

Clint had suffered a heart attack in late January and had to have surgery. A pacemaker was implanted but, unfortunately, a blood clot formed and he died in his sleep on January 31. He had never married and didn’t have any children.

In addition to OLTL, Clint Richie appeared on television’s Wild, Wild West, The Centennial, Dallas, and Batman (he played one of The Joker’s henchmen, Boff!)

Clint Richie was 70.

Phil Carey

Phil Carey created, in Asa Buchanan, one of the most popular and beloved characters on all of daytime…ever. Asa was somewhat of an evil man, but Phil Carey’s portrayal was so brilliant that you often found yourself cheering him on!

Before finding fame on OLTL, Phil Carey appeared on Gunsmoke, Ironside, Little House on the Prairie, Police Woman, and Bionic Woman – among others. He was also a powerful stage actor.

Phil Carey had been diagnosed with lung cancer in 2006 and underwent chemotherapy.

One of my favorite daytime actors ever, Timothy D. Stickney (RJ Gannon, OLTL) had the following to say about Phil Carey: “He was a very kind and considerate man. Always aware of the others feelings. NOT like Asa at all in that respect. I grew to like him as much as I respected him. A good man from a time when not all were as open and respectful toward others.”

Phil Carey is survived by a wife and five children. He was 83.

Rest in peace, cowboys.  Daytime television hasn’t been the same without ya’ll.

Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

One of the funnest, most lovable movies ever, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers (1954) airs on Turner Classic Movies tonight in Prime time. Check your local listings for the time.

Brief Synopsis from TCM.com:
Adam, the eldest of seven brothers, goes to town to get a wife. He convinces Milly to marry him that same day. They return to his backwoods home. Only then does she discover he has six brothers — all living in his cabin. Milly sets out to reform the uncouth siblings, who are anxious to get wives of their own. Then, after reading about the Roman capture of the Sabine women, Adam develops an inspired solution to his brothers’ loneliness . . . kidnap the women they want!

If you’ve never seen this fun movie, grab your popcorn and right that wrong tonight.

Following Seven Brides for Seven Brothers is another great movie, The Earl of Chicago with Robert Montgomery (1940).  Make it a huge bowl of popcorn, and you’re set!

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof


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In honor of Paul Newman, who we all lost on September 26th, TCM (Turner Classic Movies) is honoring the actor with today’s programming.

Sunday, October 12 Program for TCM
6:00 AM The Rack
8:00 AM Until They Sail
10:00 AM Torn Curtain
12:15 PM Exodus
3:45 PM Sweet Bird of Youth
6:00 PM Hud
8:00 PM Somebody Up There Likes Me
10:00 PM Cool Hand Luke
12:15 AM Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
2:15 AM Rachel, Rachel
4:00 AM The Outrage

Get your popcorn, get your coke, and by all means – get comfortable!

 

My husband and I saw Appaloosa last week – I’ve been battling bronchitis and sinusitis and probably a few undiscovered itis’, or I would have written the review before now. Eh, better late than never, I guess.

The GOOD:

Ed Harris (as Virgil Cole) and Viggo Mortensen (as Everett Hitch) have an absolutely fantastic screen chemistry. It reminds me of the natural chemistry that Brad Pitt and George Clooney have. The characters are lovable (even though Cole got a little annoying when he got lovesick) and their friendship is the backbone of the movie. Ed Harris did an outstanding job as director. A lot of times, you can tell when one of the stars serves as the director. Their acting won’t be up to par, they’ll get ALL of the “big” moments, etc. Ed Harris rose above every other pitfall actor/directors have been known to fall into.

He and Viggo Mortensen were born to play in westerns, they fit their roles beautifully and I’d pay good money to see them team up in another western.

I really liked Jeremy Irons in the role as villain also.  Some people disliked the fact that his character was so educated and well-spoken.  I thought that just made him creepier.  If Appaloosa had concentrated more on his character and his croonies as they fought against Virgil and Hitch and the hilarious citizens, this movie would have soared.

The sets, the costumes, the hair, everything was authentic and believable. I give Renée Zellweger huge, huge props for going without make-up in the name of authenticity. Unfortunately, the only “negative” I have with this movie centers around her character.

The BAD:

Virgil Cole falls hard for Renee Zellweger’s character (Allison French). I always welcome a little romance in westerns, heck – I welcome it in every movie. The problem is, in this case, it was a distraction and a hinderance instead of anything remotely positive.

We were never given any reason whatsoever why Virgil would fall for this woman so hard. She was clean and she could play the piano. They were her only good traits. Believe, me, I looked.   I SO wanted to love every single aspect of this movie (I’m such a sucker for westerns).

I’m a huge fan of both actors (Ed Harris and Viggo Mortensen) and of the genre. I’d love nothing more than to see westerns become regulars at the theater. I had a strong feeling that if this one came in really, really strong, on the hooves of 3:10 to Yuma (which was AMAZING) – which came in on the hooves of Clint Eastwood’s Unfogiven… then the public would be left wanting more and we’d finally see more westerns being made.

I don’t think Appaloosa hurt the genre at all – it’s actually a very, very good movie. However, it didn’t do as much for the cause as I’d have liked.  It didn’t do as much as it would have without the flop of a romance between Virgil and Allison.

In fact, I lay the only negative feelings I had toward this movie entirely at their four feet. It’s very hard to give a review without giving things away, but I feel that most people who don’t want anything given away don’t read reviews in the first place. (Which is why I generally don’t.) I’ll still be careful and kind of sneak around the plot.

Friends Virgil and Hitch are tough guys. They’re fighters and have earned reputations that span across state lines and generations.   They often finish one another’s thoughts and sentences.  I loved the way the script called for Hitch to often help Virgil find just the right word he was looking for. 

In the early parts of the movie, I was in Western Heaven.  The scenery was breathtaking, the actors were dead on believable and their friendship was very fun to watch.  Then, Allison rides into town and Virgil falls instantly for this very, very average woman. I mean, he falls HARD, so much so that he practically forgets the rest of his problems or the town’s troubles. In fact, once he falls, the movie seems to set this relationship up on a pedestal and wants the viewer to focus on it.

There’s the problem, it’s not worth focusing on.  Chemistry? Zero. Less than zero.

See the movie poster, above? The movie reaches a point where it wants to take her character from the background and place her in the front, sending Viggo Mortensen’s Hitch to the back. Bad move.

Renee’s Allison character’s isn’t even a likable person. She’s a giggling, dislikable bore – and our hero falls instantly and completely in love with her.  I could get past the plain Jane factor and annoying personality if she’d actually been someone worth rooting for.   She doesn’t do right by Virgil – yet he never seems to completely mind. So much for our tough guy. To really get pulled completely into a film, you have to care about the characters. I cared COMPLETELY about Virgil, I cared COMPLETELY about Hitch – I even cared about the exotic-looking, loose woman Hitch hung out with. Her character’s relationship with Hitch would have been worth watching because she was interesting.  But Allison? I just wanted her gone.

At one point, someone has a gun pointed to her and, under my popcorn-scented breath, I was pleading, “Pull the trigger, pull the trigger. Save the movie…save Virgil, pull the trigger.”

They should’ve listened to me.

All in all, I liked the movie a lot, inspite of the ridiculously ill-conceived and rushed love story.  If I sound disappointed, it’s because I expected to love this movie so much that I refused to leave the theater.  I guess my expectations were a little too high.   The problem is, they could have been reached if there had beeen no Allison French or if she’d have been regulated to the background.  Or, if an actress had been cast in the role that had chemistry with the leading men and actually fit the part.

What a concept that would have been.  What a movie that would have been. 

If there’s ever a sequel, and I hope very much that there will be, I hope they forget to mail Renee Zellweger’s invitation.

Johnny Depp

Hi-Yo, Silver! It looks as though two of my favorite actors will be teaming up in the film “The Lone Ranger.” Johnny Depp has signed on to play Tonto and word is that George Clooney will be The Lone Ranger, himself. Apparently Clooney has long wanted to make a movie with The Depp. (I think that’s true of most people.)

According to British tabloid reports, these two legends in the making will team up in the big screen adaptation of the long-running 1950s TV show.

Depp’s involvement, as sidekick Tonto, was recently confirmed by Disney Studios bosses.

The screenplay will be penned by Pirates of the Caribbean writers Ted Elliott and Terry Rossio.

George Clooney